Make Me Rich ch-6

  Make Me Rich

  ( Cliff Hardy - 6 )

  Peter Corris

  Peter Corris

  Make Me Rich

  1

  It was just another party job in Vaucluse. Mrs Roberta Landy-Drake was paying me five hundred dollars for keeping an eye on the valuables and the cars and throwing out the drunks gently. It was no fun working at a party, and these big money bashes were all the same. They had the same rhythm of arrival, mouths opening and closing to permit talking, eating and drinking, farewell and departure. Rich drunks are all the same too, and not different enough from poor drunks to be interesting.

  But the money was okay and the work was steady and getting steadier. It seemed more rich people were having parties that year; maybe they felt better about being rich while everyone else was getting poorer. But they weren’t all bastards-the generous ones might give you a half scotch and soda at the end of the night and let you stick your finger in the cheese dip.

  It was the second job I’d done for Mrs Landy-Drake; I never did find out who Landy and Drake were-ex-husbands would be a fair guess, judging from the abundant evidence of unearned income. The house had more rooms than there are names for, and if you’d backed a truck up to the door and taken away the paintings you’d have been set for life. Roberta, who got on first name terms within sixty seconds, employed people like me to keep a sharp eye out for trucks. Nothing went missing from the function I’d officiated at in the spring, so here I was, back for the summer one. It was clearly going to be easier-no furs to worry about.

  Roberta, hostess of the year twice running, set the fashion style: her black dress was designed to show the maximum amount of suntan on her long, slim body. It had holes in it and scallops that made it seem more off than on. I was allowed to relate to the other help for a while-the drinks’ servers and food preparers-only letting me glimpse her from afar, before her sense of drama told her it was time for us to talk. She approached me as I was accepting a set of car keys from an early arrival who asked me not to let him drive home, no matter what he said. She gave me her carefully painted smile and took a sip from her glass.

  ‘You were wonderful last time, Cliff. I’m glad you could help again.’

  She liked the illusion that everyone was her friend and that there were no employees. Why dispel that?

  ‘Happy to be here. Enjoy your party, Roberta.’

  The first flotilla of guests sailed in and the mouth-opening started. I cruised around the grounds-tennis court, pool, barbecue pit-and checked the cars-Volvos, BMWs and their cousins. Inside, I renewed my acquaintance with the Drysdales and the Nolans.

  The house filled up fast, and the guests spilled out under the marquee at the back where the caterers kept the food and the booze well up to them. At 9.50 I swept up a broken glass; at 10.25 I parked a car the owner was too drunk to do anything with but leave in the middle of the road; at 12.30 I earned the five hundred bucks.

  The first time I laid eyes on him I could see he was drunk, but he wasn’t in charge of a car and he had all his clothes on so it wasn’t any of my business. That was around 11.30; an hour later he was raping one of the guests under a Drysdale in one of those unassignable rooms. She was screaming and he was grunting. He was a big guy, six two or so, and therefore had an inch or more on me and the weight to match. His grunts were deep and rhythmic. His shirt was hanging out at the back and I bundled up a fistfull of it, pulled hard and swung him up and off the blonde teenager on the pile of cushions. The pull brought him around to face me; he stood unsteadily and yanked the long shirt-tail free.

  ‘Put it away’, I said, ‘and go home’.

  The blonde screamed and he grunted again as if he liked screaming. I looked away to the girl and that’s when he threw a punch. It wasn’t the first punch he’d thrown, he knew how to do it, but it wasn’t one of his best. The booze in him made him slow and indirect; I stepped inside the swing and dug my fist hard into his belly. The wind goes out of them when you do that, and if you can hit hard enough and quick enough in the same spot they go down. I did and he did. I helped the girl up and she pulled down her dress and adjusted things.

  ‘Did he hurt you?’

  She shook her head and a panicked look came into her eyes. ‘Don’t tell…’

  ‘No telling’, I said. ‘Go that way and wash your face.’

  She grabbed up a detached shoe, stepped around the cave man, whose grunts were of a different quality now, shot past me and went out. I knocked the cushions back into shape, checked that no harm had come to the painting, and turned my attention to the man on the floor.

  He was vaguely familiar; I’d thought so at his unsteady arrival and the feeling was stronger now, although it’s hard to place someone when he’s three shades redder than usual and is lying on the carpet fumbling with his dick. I was curious to know.

  ‘Who’re you? Lover of the month?’

  ‘Get fucked!’

  ‘I doubt it, not tonight. And you neither. You’ve had enough party. Time to go.’

  ‘I’m Colly Matthews.’

  He was. It wasn’t a name you’d lay false claim to. Colly Matthews was a Rugby League front row forward, a regular member of a senior side when he wasn’t serving out suspensions. I’m a Union man myself, and I hadn’t even seen him play, but I knew from the back pages that his nickname was ‘Sin bin’, that he was under suspension at the moment and that there was a movement afoot to ban him for life. Or at least to ban his elbow, which would have banned the rest of him as well.

  ‘I don’t care who you are, you should ask a lady’s permission first. You’ve got time on your hands, you should go to a charm school.’

  ‘I’ll kill you’, he bellowed.

  ‘They’d work on that, first lesson.’

  He’d got himself back in order by this time, but every instinct told him to hit until something broke. Maybe they train them that way, I don’t know. He told me to get fucked again, and I found this very boring,

  ‘Piss off, Matthews. I’ll tell the hostess you came over faint.’

  He might have had another go; he pulled himself up off the floor as if that was in his mind, but just then another man appeared in the doorway and some party chatter flowed down the passage outside. Matthews finished adjusting his clothing. The new arrival laughed at the footballer’s buttoning and zipping: he was short and slight and not young, but laughing at ‘Sin bin’ didn’t seem to worry him.

  Matthews made as if to bullock past us but I eased him into the door jamb. I could hold him there a second because I was sober and had my balance.

  ‘Are you driving?’

  ‘What business is it of yours?’

  ‘No drunk leaves this party driving-that’s the rule.’

  ‘I lost my fuckin’ licence!’

  I stepped back and let him lurch through and away. I followed him down the passage; he looked back a couple of times and I made ‘go’ motions with my hands and steered him towards the front door like a cattle dog. A few party persons stopped talking long enough to watch us, but they mostly regarded the incident as entertainment and their response was well-oiled laughter. Some of them would have laughed at a kneecapping.

  The short man past his prime had followed me all the way.

  ‘A mess’, he said, as the door closed behind Matthews.

  ‘Yeah.’ I wasn’t feeling chatty; drunk athletes don’t cheer me up, and I turned away from him to try for a handful of peanuts or something. But he stuck close.

  ‘Are you a fan of the game?’

  It was difficult to talk to him, because to do so I had to look down and when you’re looking down you’re not looking around, which was what I was being paid to do. Still, what’s worse than being at a party and having no one to tal
k to? I looked down.

  ‘No’, I said. ‘I’m not too keen on it; when they all pack down like they do I imagine I can hear the spines snapping. What did that bloke call it? Wrestling on the run? It’s all right when it flows, but it doesn’t seem to flow all that often.’

  ‘Right.’ He stuck out his hand. ‘Paul Guthrie.’

  We shook. ‘Cliff Hardy. I’m here looking after things for Roberta.’

  ‘Gathered that. Drink?’

  I shook my head. ‘No thanks. I’ll have one before I go. I’d better go outside and make sure the football hero isn’t stealing the hubcaps.’

  He nodded. ‘Talk to you again.’

  My turn to nod; he walked away-a calm, self-assured little man with something on his mind and what looked like mineral water in his glass. He looked slightly out of place in the gathering, but it didn’t seem to worry him.

  Everything was quiet outside. I stood near a bush with a nice, strong scent and enjoyed the cool evening air as a break from the noise and the smoke. I’d left the jacket of my suit inside, but I still felt uncomfortable in tailored pants and a collar and tie. It was that sort of party though, and in my usual get-up of shirt and jeans I’d have stood out a mile as the crowd controller. The party was up at a loud roar; a few people trickled past, going in and out. They all seemed to be having a good time, and I wondered if their lives were fuller and richer than mine. Richer in worldly goods I could be sure of; they had expensive cars and credit cards to keep the tanks eternally full. My car was old and half a tank was all it was used to. On the other hand, jobs like these had pushed me into the black economy. Some of the clients wanted to pay in cash and who was I to quarrel? I’d had a conversation recently with Cy Sackville, my lawyer, in which he’d advised me to form a limited liability company in order to protect my earnings.

  ‘I’d make a loss’, I said.

  “That’s the idea. The shot is to get someone else to act as a director-your brother or someone…’

  ‘I haven’t got a brother.’

  ‘No? You’d probably be a better person today if you did- less selfish.’

  ‘Have you got a brother, Cy?’

  ‘No.’

  I hadn’t formed the company, and tax problems were a possibility; even so, a year’s income wouldn’t buy most of the cars owned by Roberta’s guests. Against that, I could have the collar and tie off in an hour and spend the day on the beach.

  Back inside everything was going swimmingly-some of them were actually splashing about in the pool-and the dry ones were happily getting wet in their own way. Roberta wafted up to me and put the hand that wasn’t carrying the champagne glass on my arm.

  ‘Cliff, darling. So marvellous of you-getting rid of that awful footballer. Paul told me all about it.’

  ‘Why was he here, Roberta?’

  She looked at me with eyes that seemed to be focussed on something that would happen the day after tomorrow, if then.

  ‘Why are any of us here?’

  She drifted away and joined a group that was admiring the view across to Point Piper through a floor-to-ceiling window. A tall, strongly built woman with a lively, broad-featured face and short-cropped reddish hair broke away from the group and strode across the room towards me.

  ‘Hello’, she said. ‘Been hearing all about you. So you’re the minder.’

  She had a deep, husky voice like a blues singer, and her party clothes consisted of a black overall arrangement without sleeves which zipped up the front and was gathered at the ankles. There were no doo-dads on it and she wore no jewellery.

  ‘That’s just what they call it on TV, I said. ‘I don’t get paid in Nelson Eddys or anything.’

  She laughed. ‘D’you know much rhyming slang?’

  ‘Not much, no.’

  ‘I heard a good one the other day-’arris for bum. Know it?’

  ‘No.’

  ‘It goes-’arris is short for Aristotle, rhymes with bottle; bottles and glass equals arse. See?’

  ‘Yes, good. What’re you, a writer?’

  ‘No.’ She waved the hand that held a cigarette; a wisp of the smoke went into my face; I coughed and moved back.

  ‘Don’t!’ she said sharply. ‘Look, it’s a Gitane; I only smoke one a day. Don’t spoil it for me.’

  ‘All right.’ I sniffed at the cigarette. ‘Wish I could smoke one a day.’

  ‘Why can’t you?’

  ‘I was a tobacco fiend for twenty years. Gave it up. Scared just the one would probably set me off again.’

  ‘Mm, might. Better not try. I’m Helen Broadway; I asked Roberta to introduce us but she didn’t seem to understand what I meant.’

  ‘Cliff Hardy, hello. I think the champers has got to her. She’s Brahms.’

  ‘And Liszt.’

  I laughed. ‘Right.’

  We moved away from other people, as if by mutual agreement. I looked around a bit, staying in touch, but most of my attention was concentrated on her.

  ‘Apart from the fact that you’re sober, like me’, I said, ‘and that you’re not wearing any jewellery, like me, I’m trying to work out what’s different about you-I mean, compared with all these people.’ Mentally, I put Paul Guthrie in the ‘different’ basket too.

  She leaned towards a table and stubbed out the Gitane. She had a dusting of dark hair on her long, brown forearms.

  ‘You won’t guess’, she said. ‘I’m not foreign, I haven’t got cancer, I’m not a lesbian. I’m from the country.’

  ‘You’re not! That’s original-where?’

  ‘Up near Kempsey, ever been there?’

  I had, chasing people and being chased, some years back. Shots had been fired and a truck with people in it had gone up in flames. Not my favourite memories. But I was prepared to give the place another chance. I liked Helen Broadway.

  I told her I did know the Kempsey district and we exchanged a few place names. I told her I should go on my rounds and she came with me, again by unspoken agreement. It was very pleasant; I almost felt as if I was at a party. It was cool outside; she wrapped her bare arms around herself and stood close, using me as a windbreak.

  ‘Good name’, I said. ‘Broadway.’

  ‘Married name. I’m separated though, I think.’

  ‘How does that work? Thinking you’re separated?’ We went back inside and I poked my head into a room where bags and other guests’ belongings were stowed.

  ‘Mike’s given me a year off. His sister’s going to look after the kid. She’s twelve and she needs a break from me as much as I need one from her. I can do what I like for a year.’

  ‘How long have you got left?’

  ‘Well it’s coming up for a six-monthly review any day. I can go back or stay on down here.’

  ‘Which?’

  ‘Don’t know.’

  ‘How about money?’

  ‘We had a good year on the farm and in the business. Mike gave me half.’

  ‘What have you been doing?’

  We were back in the main party room now; the noise level was still high but the party had thinned out. I was wondering whether Helen had an escort or whether she might like to stick around until the last reveller left. And what would my approach be? The matter was set aside by Paul Guthrie who planted himself squarely in front of me.

  ‘I’d like to talk to you, Mr Hardy. Excuse us, Helen.’

  I didn’t want her to excuse us, but Guthrie was one of those experienced social movers who knew how to get his way without giving offence. I gave Helen Broadway my best we-haven’t-finished-yet look before Guthrie guided me into a quiet room. There was a table covered with a white cloth which had a nest of bottles on it and some baskets and plates with crispbreads and wafers of smoked salmon and turkey.

  Guthrie poured an inch of Jack Daniels into a glass and added an inch of water.

  ‘You can have your drink now’, he said. ‘Party’s nearly over, and I cleared it with Roberta. I want to talk business. You want to sit down?’

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bsp; I shook my head; I was leg-weary, but when I sat down I wanted to stay down. I leaned against a wall and took a sip of the bourbon which tasted wonderful: I made a silent, private toast to Helen Broadway.

  ‘You handled that rugby clown pretty well’, Guthrie said. He didn’t have a glass or props of any kind; he just stood there in his well-tailored lightweight suit with a soft collar and a quiet tie, and exuded his own brand of charm.

  ‘He’d handicapped himself.’ I held up my glass. ‘That elbow of his gets him into trouble in more ways than one.’

  He smiled and nodded. Then the smile fell away. ‘How would you like to earn ten thousand dollars?’

  I took another sip to give myself reaction time and looked down at him; concentrating on him now and not on the woman somewhere in another room. For the first time, I saw the strain in his face. He must have been over sixty, but his slim figure hid the fact. Now, very late at night, he had a greyish tinge and the white stubble on his face etched worn deep lines. He was old, tired and deadly serious. That’s a combination to make you nervous and send you in the other direction. Worst comes to worst, you can lay a joke over it. I took another sip.

  ‘Who would I have to kill?’

  ‘Not for killing, Mr Hardy. For saving someone’s life.’

  2

  Paul Guthrie was exaggerating, of course; people usually do when they want something from you. But his problem was real enough. He was, he told me, sixty-two years old, a businessman with interests in sporting and leisure activities. He owned a couple of marinas in Sydney, leased game fishing boats to the rich and had controlling shares in a ski lodge and a dude ranch. He used that expression with obvious distaste, which lifted his stocks with me. He’d rowed for Australia in the double sculls at the 1948 London Olympics.

  ‘Unplaced’, he said.

  ‘Still, a big kick.’

  ‘Yeah, it was. A bigger kick was coming home through the States and seeing how they were organising things there. Business, I mean. You never saw anything like it. Marinas sprouting everywhere, airfields; lot of ex-service stuff going into recreational use. That’s where I got the idea for the leisure business. It was slow to take off here, but it has now. I built it up sure and steady.’